Team Spider

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YO! XRIS TEAM SPIDER here...

finally learnin how too bust into our own site /update things.... so be patient..lots to come !!!!

(remember- teach a man to phish, phuck up his life.)
NEXT SHOW:

HALLOWEEN ON THE STEPS OF CITY HALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----------------recent shows------------------

http://myspace.com/heroinpat for details
BIG NEWS

"it's baaAAacckkkkk....."

thats right
===TOMPKINS SQUARE IS EVERYWHERE!!!===
=========TSP-911=2005 concert===========
A SKA CORE SPECTACULAR:

***********************SEPT 11th 2005************(when else?!?!)

feat. TEAM SPIDER, plus some bands / reunions, you arent going to believe... but we are holding our tounges for now !

.....and DUE to overwhelming Demand, and our need to RAISE FUNDS for the upcomig stage/sound system:

THE CRACKTOBER RIOT! 2004 DVD is coming....

if interested in pre-ordering... contact: zapzak*At*teamspider. c o m for details. put "pre-order" in subject..

thats the flyer,,,print/copy/distribute...

winner of best posting contest gets a CRACKTOBER RIOT! DVD. (email= zapzak(at )teamspider.com)

Clik here to see the CRACKTOBER RIOT TRAILER: )

be patient, it's a big file

SAD NEWS

our good friend and frequent gig-mate SCOTT BYRNE of INSTANT DEATH

just passed away, much love to Scotts Family and Posse,

we will be posting the Instant Death / Zak composition "DEMON IN MY BOOM BOX" live video

in honor of Scott and his wicked drummin' skills....r.i.p.

Upcoming GIGs news...

TEAM SPIDER live!

FRIDAY 8-26-2005

first annual =SQUATTER FEST=

in the graveyard of St. Marks Church, NYC- price: free(wheels)

One-year anniversary of RNC Critical Mass Arrests

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MOVIE NIGhT Film Screening: also Friday 8-26-05

?Not arrested after Fridays critical mass?... catch the double feature;

WARRIORS:The Bike Race... & ...STILL WE RIDE-The Movie

both co-directed by Xris, both feat. Team Spider Muzak, both on the BIG screen

Xris, Mike G. n Andrew will be on hand for Q&A. see http://www.rooftopfilms.com for info-

all proceeds benefit The National Lawyers Guild ,

Still Will Ride U.K. screenings posted /// + Still We Ride DVD out now

http://www/stillweridethemovie.com

critical mass MP3

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Team Spider Live!
MON/..AUG 15th 2005

Philadelphia, PA. @ Kyber Pass... more info to come

SAT/..AUG 20th 2005
NEW YORK, NEW YORK w/ BLACKOUT SHOPPERS/TESTSPECIMEN
@"GRAND CENTRAL BAR ", ( BrooKlyn, nyc-)
--- check http://www.blackoutshoppers.net for info

+ SUN/ SEPT 11th 2005

Tompkins Square Park w/ Choking Victim... more 2-6 pm

more news...........

+TEAM SPIDER, THE "BANNED"...

yes, we have been kicked out of MNN studios for 3 months for our live Bike Messenger Episode

...so no live episodes for an entire season- see =news= for info

RECENT GIG NEWS

TEAM SPIDER live
friday..JUNE 24th 2005
the FREEWHEELS! post critical mass BASH
@"glass house ", ( BrooKlyn, nyc-)
raising funds, gettin naked for the -Bicycle Defense Fund --- check =NEWS= or http://www.freewheels.org for info

TEAM SPIDER live!
mon. JULY 4th 2005
the WORLD BIKE MESSENGER CHAMPIONSHIPS!
concert @"The Hook", (Red Hook BK.-ride yer bike-)
this is the --OLYMPICS--- of bike messenger alleycat races...
and this year it is in NEW FUCKIN YORK

the premiere of the TEAM SPIDER giant banner, delivered mid set, by a

messenger in the right place at the right time, never say never...

wanna see what alley cat races look like, http://www.digave.com/videos

live PICS / VIDs. by REV PHiL from portland to come...

contest...
attn: Ska Core bands/crack rockers/poets/and other applicable political bands/speakers/ artists
think you got the Crack Rocks to open up this year's festivity?
----submit your demo/application-----
and show us what you can bring to the show..
we are looking to make this a crack rock spectacular, but we will consider other styles if amazing etc. ie political rap, ...blah blah...

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must be available to play / perform / exhibit on
SEPT 11th 2005.... NYC
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contact: zapzak *at* teamspider.com put -application- in subject

New TeamMates news...

Many of you know that we have added a classical violist to the band, his name is BENN, XRIS met him in the

back of a paddy wagon, he rocks... think Apocalyptica

( obscure reference, but if you know what i'm talkin' bout, you'll be psyched )

xris and benn.. about to meet. ------ photo courtesy New York Times

but, as if that isn't enough to digest, everyone Welcome SAMM on 2nd Gtr, making us even Fatter.

he wrote us a letter asking if he could be our roadie / mailorder guy, and we quickly demoted him to Lead/Rhythm GTR.

S$SAM will make a debut LIVE appearance at Messenger Championships GIG (july 4th!)\

***watch FIREWORK WAR in videos section to get you in the mood ****

photos : ANTRIM CASKY

recording news...
Team SPider entering studio to record fifth, and possibly best, EP, probably w/ Wharton Tiers, ( sonic youth, helmet, william shatner) and cover art by 3-D "Lenticular/Depthography" artist: Bob Munn (think '3-D' pix of jesus opening his eyes and crying that scared you as a kid)

this will be a limited edition 7inch vinyl record, so fuck ipods, and fuck you too.
soon hear new demos... In Paris, Anne Frank House.., My life/Your rights

still to come..
we are starting a Team Spider Video Blog, http://www.teamspider.blogspot.com
not much there so far.., but soon tons of videos of us, friends we videotape, etc...

stay up to date and off the porn sites for a couple minutes !!!!! http://www.teamspider.blogspot.com
thanks to jay dedman / ryan helping set us up!

DVD--STILL WE RIDE: the movie... pre-orders being taken!!! http://www.stillweridethemovie.com

LA premiere june 24th, see bicyclefilmfestival.com for info

FRIDAY
-- MARCH 18th ---

++++UNPLUGGED ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE++++

---------- -feat. STZA: acoustic
--------- -TEAM SPIDER: off the respirator-----------------LOLOLI: escape from the DC subway platforms

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where...?
6th Street Community Center
638 E. 6th St. ( between B & C )
New York, NY 10009

when...?
doors 8pm

how much...?
3 Bucks (cheap, like you)
----------------------------------------------------------------Community Center info
http://fdncenter.org/pnd/spotlight/spotlight.jhtml?id=40200022

------------------------------------please forward to upstanding future troopers----------------ts.

art: eric drooker

yo... we have some TSunami Relief shirts,
they are $15 (incl. shipping) and all proceeds go to grassroots tsunami relief programs
color: they are Black Ink on Olive shirts (olive is an army green/brownish color, very cool)

all orders shipped within 2-3 weeks.
**tell us your size (S, M, L, XL) when making your donation on Paypal!**
spect.
TS

click here to check out the merch

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Click Here to purchase Cracktoberfest DVD's

*Note: New Years Special: Get "Bush Bush Bush" CD for extra $5.

***%*%** -*^* yo Party People **&+==)-***><><<><><***
Team Spider is rockin' in the new year, at **Siberia**
++Midtown's Favorite dive bar !!!++
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NEW YEARS EVE !!!
2 floors, couches, and motorcycles to sit on!
plus.. ZAK down in the basement singing "Auld Lang Syne."
to a drunken mob.
*note-The song, means "old long since" or roughly "the good old days
-hope you can make it
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SIBERIA
40th St. and 9th ( black door with RED light )
doors at 8pm

Merry xmas from team spider

our gift to you, a very special Carol performed by Stza and Squatter Claus on the TEAM SPIDER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

remember to check out team spider, live at Siberia NYC, New Years Eve (details to come)

click here to watch video ( mpeg4 format )

right-click (ctrl-click for mac users) to save to hard drive, then open with quicktime or another media player

xris

Super Bad Brad and the Widest Age Gap in Public Access History

SEE TEAM SPIDER ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!!!
********ONE NIGHT ONLY******

TEAM SPIDER TELEVISION is honored to be presented in a theatrical retrospective, featuring footage from last week's Tompkins Square concert and the subsequent Police Riot ( as reported on CNN, NBC, New York Times, Daily News, and the New York Post )
as well as highlights from dozens of episodes from as far back as "Night at Ninos" to recent favorites such as "Critical Arrest", "Stealthing into Ozzfest", and "Warriors: The Bike Race."
see you there, get there early, this event will sell out.