Chris' Tour Diary

TEAM SPIDER and LEFTOVER CRACK
CafŽ Metropolis, wilkes barre Pa.  Aug 2, 2003

A great hot sweaty night indeed.  HavenÕt seen our friends in LoC for a
while so it was a bit of a reunion of friends and lot of fun.  They
are----------pp( my cat typed that ) returning from a e98Õ eyyuuuuuuuuuuuuu
European Tour and Recording their new album with Steve Albini ( Nirvana, Big
Black ), and asked us to open for Ôem in our old hometown area of Wilkes
barre.  A great show, though unbearably hot. No fans ( rotating fans) , no
ventilation and filled to capacity.  From the stage you couldnÕt see the
back of the club it was so thick with humidity.

Great sing- alongs with people knowing all the words to songs like
ÔSummertime in the city" and ÔBravery.Õ A good time had by all, and CHRIS
invited everyone to the ERIC KAMMER memorial show later this moth (Aug 30th
)at MURRYÕs INN Bar in wilkes barre.

Leftover Crack, of course kicked ass. Brad from F minus filled in for absent
EZRA and broke his guitar string, so brad/****************** finished the
set with chrisÕ Jaguar, which is now permanently discolored from the toxic
mix of Brad and ChrisÕ sweat.

Chris, dave n chad wanted to stay and hang in wilkes barre with some old
friends so ZAK went home to NYC with Leftover Crack.
Stza asked "do you like dogs?" Zak responded " are they already cooked?"

 So ZAK rode in the back of the van with no seats, just him, stza, and three
giant dogs.
When they stopped for gas ZAK reached out with a fiver to chip in fro gas
and a german shepard bit him in the arm. ( zak: "he trained with the naziÕs
")  So, to make friends with the dogs, and to distract them while he ate his
food, Zak bought them beef jerky. "I thought it would keep them busy, but
they sucked it up like spagetti and then wanted mine."

Finally, coming out of the Holland tunnel the van, driven by "a tatooed lady
with a couple a beers in her" bounced off the wall at the exit of the
tunnel. Zak: "I got a song out of it, but at what price!"



FDR skate park, Philly Pa.  Sat july 26th
Outdoor skatepark show featuring not only insane music,  even crazier skate
tricks, but also people smashing 4 foot flouresent tubes over each other
heads, and tossing m-80Õs into the half pipes as 'skate or die' disciples
tried to do tricks.  Despite the chaos Team Spider were able to pull off a
rousing set which inspired two large dogs to consumate their love in a dance
pit filled with smashed computer monitors, broken glass and gunpowder.



ANTHOLOGY FILM ARCHIVES
Public Access Night Wed. July 23, 2003

Invited to take part in a big screenÕ theatrical retrospective of public
access television. Team Spider was honored with a look back on their last
five years of producing public access television.  Going as far back as the
infamous ÔNight at ninoÕsÕ episode ( shot in real time in one half hour
outside ninoÕs pizza on ave, A ) and the ÔDate with NateÕ episode (
featuring 8 hours of tourturing a passed out friend ÔnateÕ before putting
him out in the trash). The night also highlighted many new episodes like
ÔStealthing in to the Rolling StonesÕ and footage from Team SpiderÕs recent
headlining gig at CBGBÕs.  It was standing room only event that culminated
with an after party attended by the producers of Concrete TV, The Church of
Shooting Yourself, and Snuffles Wild Record Collection among others.




THE SAINT: Asbury park, New Jersey-  july 16 2003
Team Spider co-headlined w/ INSTANT DEATH , (which features Dave from Ween
on bass and vocals).  Team Spider had a nice swim in the ocean before they
kicked New JerseyÕs ass and premiered their new song Ô Denim and Diamonds,
Zak joined Instant Death for a ZAK / INSTANT DEATH collaboration: 'Demon in
my boom box.'  Chris spent the rest of the night drinking on beach with
locals across from the infamous Stone Pony.   That was, until early morning
when the police showed up to evict the homeless people and squatters camping
in an abandoned warehouse beautifully located right on the beach.




TEAM SPIDER LIVE
@ LEGENDARY, SCUMMY, HELD TOGETHER BY STICKERS.....
CBGB's!

10 pm, THURSDAY July 3rd.---

AH yes, back home in the muck
Played with some anarchists from Pittsburg ( DESPITE BEST INTENTIONS ) and
punk rock n rollers from canada ( RUTHÕS HAT ) and had a good time. We were
supposed to be joined by original team Spider drummer george on sax for
'know that I love you', but he showed up at 11pm, and we went on at 10pm.
George responded in classic george turnaround with 'oh, I thought you meant
10 pm team spider time.' Which doesnÕt make much sense since CBGB always
starts everything on time, but whatever--- another time!

We made new fans / friends with some cool guys from Wales, UK who have
wanted to visit CBGB since the 70Õs, so this night was like a trip to mecca
for them!  They took pictures with the band and got lots of cdÕs and
bacteria samples of monkey pox to bring back to the ole UK.